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mila is here [Jan. 12th, 2008|11:27 pm]
[music |T&S]

"Electrofunk is ONE WORD!"
"WHO'S ZACK!?!"
"B.N.Y. .. IS THAT YOUR BOYS? BORN IN NEW YORK? BUILT IN MOTION? WHAAAAAAA?"
"I didn't even have a chance to get a BIKINI WAX, much less REGISTER TO VOTE"
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2007|01:09 pm]
christmas eve. people come over, drinking ensues. delicious 88 burgundies, great cheeses. three meatballs. i am drunk by 730, have to call rachel to come get me and we talk and she packs for philly and she takes me home after i spill butter all over me because rachel is making cookies. i get back, we keep drinking. old people go new ones come. fight with my dad. then i come up and we all eat, drink, talk into the night. yesterday. get up. eat. open presents. got a new ipod (hahah already knew what i was getting and i was the one who had to call the store because my mom was busy hahah and yeah). then we went out for a drive for a couple hours. then home and while dinner was being prepared i rolled 2 barely passable joints, but i'm learning. then dinner that i didn't have the stomach for this year, then went out and smoked at the guilford house and came home and listened to music and played on the internets and thought about stuff. then today, wake and bake, grandma came home with food, i ate, we had to go pick up dad's car, i drove grandma's back home and then now i'm eating and watching the tee vee!

yeah and i gotta get on the whole calling pj thing.
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take that. it used to be the standard. fucking midwesterners. fucking (awesome) boyfriend. [Apr. 30th, 2007|01:24 am]
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We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2007|06:16 pm]
bethe90: i got a pair of bermuda shorts and a dress
bethe90: at kohl's
bethe90: happy easter to me!
FREdemonEZER: HAHAH bermuda shorts
FREdemonEZER: you're a gay man
FREdemonEZER: i'm sure they're cute
bethe90: hahahaha
FREdemonEZER: i'm just jealous of fashions that i'm too short to wear
bethe90: you have little skinny legs though
bethe90: you can do the up your but shorts thing
FREdemonEZER: HAHAHAHA
FREdemonEZER: thank god
FREdemonEZER: or summer would be a total bust
bethe90: hahah
FREdemonEZER: hahahahah
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O L'Amour . Oh team Jax [Mar. 23rd, 2007|02:51 am]
[mood | busy]
[music |falling-ben kweller]

I'm making the final switch to livejournal.

i made my perfect playlist. i think everyone has a secret perfect playlist inside them at any given point in life and i made mine and it's glorious and i'm sharing that fact and no you can't see it ever. the end.

i'm not writing my duket paper right now

i dry heaved when i thought about the date i'm going on saturday. i don't want to go, no matter how nice he is. he's from north dakota. it's boring there and they breed boring people and good lord i don't want to sit across from him and eat and awkwardly talk and shit. i just want... bang bang bang.

tomorrow freshmen find is still in force.

vengeance and fashion as we dress as p. irates. and hold up signs proclaiming sillies to cover up the fact that maybe we don't know what we really want to be when we grow up so we write "princess" and feel... aimless.

i enjoy my aimlessness, i just hope it converges into a great novel or anthology of poetry or ... at least not a classic six in manhattan?

morrissey hit it on the head; "I go about things the wrong way."
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2006|12:13 am]
[mood | mischievous]

So after flu-like symptoms (can you say a headache for THREE DAYS NONSTOP?)
a boring christmas
my cookies comng out badly
the ham coming out horribly
and a fistfight

christmas is saved by this gem:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZCNrf0IH_U
thanks, david. it's the only thing to make me laugh in a while.
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i barely remember writing my last post. at all. [Dec. 6th, 2006|06:04 pm]
[Current Location |my desk.]
[mood | confused]
[music |something of lizz's]

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship? Define relationship.

2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? i can't remember

3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? waking up for the worst day ever

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? getting this loner computer to work and wondering if i should eat that pear before it gets overripe.

5. Are you any good at math? Hell no.

6. Your prom night? i rolled around for hours on the ground drunk and high and trying to kill myself.

7. Do you have any famous relatives? my penis is a minor celebrity...with no "minor" about it.

8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school? probably

9. Do you know the words to your MySpace song? i never had a song

10. Last thing received in the mail? a nicelittle email from the concert dude woody and i met.

11. How many different beverages have you drank today? egg nog (first time!), lemonade, water.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines? on voicemails i do. they're always long and awkward. like my penis.

13. First concert? dylan and willie nelson three summers ago.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? maybe i'll draw your name next time.

18. Do you like the ocean? i love the ocean but not the beach so much. (sailing what what?!)

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas? my mom brought one home once it was a present for her but we all ate it. it was fucking awesome.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? once. pretty sweet. but i was like 8.

22. Something you are excited about? SKIII TRIPPPPPPPPPPPP (jan 19-21)

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? any and all, baby.

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? no

25. Describe your keychain. fist off, medeiros class of 2010 lanyard. awesome. sweden keychain with a dalahast but it fell off the other week. not as awesome anymore.

26. Where do you keep your change? up my butt. (my wallet. duh)

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? i .. my life is a mess.

28. What kind of winter coat do you have? a blue ski jacket and my huge long-ass cossack coat that's fuzzy and hilarious and ridiculous.

29. What do you think of the person you copied this from? Rachel is my life. clearly.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? closed halfway at home and closed and locked at college.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2006|04:14 am]
[music |disonnect the dots- of montreal]

oh man. life is great. but where to begin sorting it out?
and umm "i don't have any time" is NOT an excuse for not dating me. even if i don't want to date you anyway and only wonder because lizz keeps telling me it's a good idea and i'm drunk and oh man.

i have no tolerancve and it makes me sad.

i want to play typershark like everyone else and be a man and oh god.

ew. i love life.
i hate men.
i maybe should date again so i don't hate men but i'm not sure?
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"Are you straight and/or single"? [Nov. 13th, 2006|09:42 pm]
[mood |barfalicious]

This week's to do list

get my computer back from the tech department after a month's worth of useless NOTFIXING it has been receiving...
buy tickets for macbeth and
see it
make up a chem lab procedure writeup and equipment request with my group for our final project
do a post-lab for chem
a pre-lab for chem
a full bio lab report with my partner
study for and take a bio test that has to make up for my C- in the class
chem homeworkstudy for a chem quiz
take time to buy, set up, and hide lizz's (SWEET!!!) birthday present
read Plato's Republic.
writing an essay on it.
going. hooooome.
I think that covers it.

At least J.No got me kenta's number...
oh right. find some man.

...that doesn't resemble K.Fed


jesus. good think shirman doesn't like me. because i'm going to be heavily drinking this weekend and onwards until finals.
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whatever [Sep. 11th, 2006|01:57 am]
[music |Talking Heads - Girlfriend Is Better]

i don't even know. where to begin.

so i'll say that i love it.

Read more... )</lj-cut
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|10:30 pm]
first day of classes went like this:
had nightmare about oversleeping, woke up, dressed, ate, found class and listened to an hour of "eat healthy and study hard," nap, talking to weirdo boys, super troopers, food, spark notes, house premier, candy.

whew!
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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2006|05:16 pm]
[music |Jay-Z - Change Clothes]

well i've been here a couple of days, moved in one day, then went out five hours to buy more shit, like a stand lamp and lightbulbs and a mattress cover and my room's so sweet, i'll post pixxxxxxxxx


and umm i did not just write pixxxxxxx

umm yeah

and at some point monkee IMed me and i haven't talked to him since the funeral and yeah. we'll hang out sometime.

hahahah oh man. life is nice.

so this place is pretty sweet. my roommate's awesome, and her friends are pretty neat too. they're in dance or band and so they're weird or gay or a mix and all these adorable people are all over the place and honors housing is pretty nice and

umm yeah i still gotta do summer reading and i'm listening to Jay-z and doing alcohol.edu

and all these ridiculously hot people are all over the place and pedro i'm sure is gay but he's sure i'm hot so umm yeah. and we want to swoop down on ryan and whatshisface's dorm and cohabitate and shit. umm

i went to lunch with connor the other day. and then umm basically i watch a lot of svu and i bought my books and the food's not bad and i'm having a great time and umm yeah.

there's wiffleball and nice RA's when you lock yourself out and a sweet network so itunes is like, insane and share-able kinda and


classes start tomorrow and umm yeah.
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2006|01:20 am]
[music |Manu Chao - La Despedida]

Dear college,
It's me, Anna.
Would you be so kind as to let my life not be this anymore:

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?
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just got up. just got lucky. i lied about one of those statements ! [Aug. 31st, 2006|03:56 pm]
[mood |stressy. in the good way]

stolen fron [info]misconstrue http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/

amazing.

so much left to do, so little time. on the bright side, at least i didn't have to break up with anyone this week. thank god for issues, and thus not keeping people around until the point where it absolutely has to end.
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you said it, [info]shadowsword [Aug. 3rd, 2006|07:39 pm]
"Nothing could best me at being me".
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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2006|10:17 pm]
blub
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2006|10:53 pm]
AWESXOME!
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one by one the ships come sailing in. too bad they're the wrong ones. [Jul. 24th, 2006|11:47 pm]
[music |Chumbawamba - One By One]

whiskey + pop tert + "I CAN'T GET BEHIND A FAT ASS"! (ohh william shatner)

= my nightttt.
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oh man. slate once again finds me wonderous sites [Jul. 24th, 2006|09:21 pm]
first off,
this site has these dudes who write about soft drinks with miraculous results.


and i think i'm fated to become obsessed with this swedish gem.

And so I guess i'm moving from the dj shittiness to a lj funtime. but i'll never leave my dj totally. i love it too too much
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In which I cave [Jul. 24th, 2006|08:37 pm]
survey? Read more... )
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